Loser, Barry (Fictitious character) -- Juvenile fiction

It's Barry's birthday and his mum and dad have bought him the amazekeel new gaming helmet he wanted - The Shnozinator 9000! It's the best birthday present ever - until his baby brother breaks it and ruins everything. But Barry has a plan: he'll just have to become a billionaire inventor and make ...

As far back as Barry can remember, he's always wanted a sausage dog. They're like two of his favourite things (sausages and dogs) squidged together! Who cares if they bark the whole time, do poos everywhere, need three walks every day and stop you going to the cinema with your friends? Not Barry....

It's only a few days into the half-term holidays and Barry's dad has already had enough of him! He's packing Barry off to Pirate Camp, the same one he used to be sent to every year. Barry's not impressed - he's not a baby anymore, so why should he have to go to a camp for kiddywinkles? But horrib...

Everyone at Barry's school has gone football crazy, but Barry gets thrown out of the team (the Mogden Maniacs) for being completely rubbish. Then it turns out that his best friend Bunky is a super striker - so Barry becomes his manager. The cup final match is approaching and Bunky's getting carri...

School trips are usually completely rubbish. But Barry's class is off to the TV studios, where Future Ratboy (super-keel superhero TV show) is filmed - it's going to be the best school trip ever! That is until Barry and his friends end up lost and alone in Hokum City. Will they become real-life s...